I'm not quite sure if this is for real or not but it's damn funny.
I like the way he actually claims that it doesn't fit into the rolodex. Pardon? Isn't that ...the point? If it doesn't fit in it'll get chucked out in my experience.
He may not have the best business card in the world but he is a brand. For sure.
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